Texting ‘is a sign of recovery’

Doctors at some of the UK’s busiest music festivals say a young patient’s ability to use a mobile may be a good test of how ill they are.

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The “psychomotor co-ordination” needed to text required the brain to be working at a reasonable level, he said.

Kids these days…..

“Obviously, we did not check to make sure the texts made sense – but this might not be easy, given that many of them appear to make no sense at the best of times.”