Bolivian SEO
Bolivian SEO is an ongoing office joke between myself and my (strangely) Bolivian colleague. Although a paid search monkey himself, and not quite as skilled in the art of organic search, he shows some promise and has often threatened to start his own Bolivian SEO Agency.
So, my good friend, consider this a heads up for when you do finally get round to starting up Bolivian SEO dot com, or whatever, I'm already in there ahead of you, by a long shot, and will be stealing all of your business!
Bolivian SEO? HAH!
SEO Spam – Name & Shame
Today, I found the following in my comments queue:
Many firms charge top dollar in order to produceresults that their clients can be satisfied with. SEO is a very complicated practice of using key wordsrelated to a particular subject or topic that a business orindividual covers. These key words can be found embeddedinto the meta tags of the website. There are many packages available through SEO consultants and Internet Marketing specialists that can be tailor made to suit your requirements…..
Not only was it attempting to link back to use[dash]seo[dot]co[dot]uk but it was also placed on a completely irrelevant post, on the Remembrance Day 2009 Logos.
These jokers advertise "Guaranteed Ranking" with a small "TC Apply" caveat in a nice star shaped "web-two-point-oh-arific" button and list, amongst other items, "Reciprocal links" as one of their "Advanced Bundle" features, as well as "Customized Monthy (sic) Reports" as a "Premium Bundle" feature. You openly advertise that you won't provide reports on your performance unless clients pay a premium fee? Allow me to refer back and repeat myself, bunch... of... jokers.
Remembrance Day 2009
Following a week of Sesame Street Logos, Google amended their logo to represent Remembrance Day.
Nice to see Bing joining in also:
Another Remembrance Day post, regarding the Mail Online's refusal to honour the fallen.
One Ivy Log
What is one ivy log? And why should you care? The truth is, you shouldn't, but you might do some time in the future.
One Ivy Log
is a concept for an SEO project we are currently working on in house. It won't mean much do anyone outside of the WPP group, but for those within, you'll need to attend the Lab Lunch on October 6th at 12 noon in the Cabot Square offices to find out exactly WHAT is going on.
One Ivy Log: Watch this space.
Google logo missing letters
Google's logo is missing another letter this morning. 10 days ago, one of the Os took a hike:
Today, as SEL reports, the L has gone missing:
Is this some sort of intergalactic spelling bee? O...L... Whatever next?
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